Top Five Ladies (musicians)

1. Gwen Stefani

I know what some people would say: Gwen? I would say in return: Hell yeah!! Are you crazy? Let me see, beautiful face, awesome body, spunky, fun-loving chick? Buy me a ticket because I'm sold. Gwennie is the kind of chick that is cool with just hanging out with the guys, drink beer, play pool and rock out. No high-maintainence here, and she's georgeous to boot. Gwen, I love the hair colors too, who cares what they say.


2. Britney Spears

I know that I have come full circle on this, but hey, so has Britney! I said that she was a little too "good girl" for me, and so I took Christina Aguliera over her. Well I guess Britney took it to heart because she has come out guns a blazing, and I truly do appreciate it. Britney, you've taken your rightful place, my love. Let's never fight again.

3. Shakira

Finally, we get a Latin girl on the scene who isn't afraid to show these girls how it's done. Now Shakira knows she's not a classic beauty, but damn, does she more than make up for it in sexiness. She uses her body like a playground. Watching her dance is like fighting with Palestinians, you never know what she might use and how she might use it. Shakira gets extra points because you'd have to get a full physical just to think about getting intimate with her, and I like the sound of that.

4. DJ Rap

Although she doesn't play "popular" music, so she is definitely a cutie. She seems like a cool chick that may only mildly turn your head in club, but gets a helluva a lot sexier once she starts spinning for the crowd.

5. Faith Hill

I'm not a big country fan, Faith Hill is hot as all get out, and she seems to get hotter the more babies she has. On another note, she catches a lot of hell for being a female country "crossover" artist because she has a couple of hits that made it to the Adult Contemporary Top 10. Combined with this, some ass-backward Rednecks think she is a sell-out to her country roots because she cuts her hair short. Faith, don't listen to them.