It has been brought to my attention that there are some of you out there are not getting the advice you need from The Shinerman or the Evil Doughboy, or you are just not keen on the idea of posting your particular problem on the Internet for God and everyone to see. I have addressed this problem simply by adding this page, Ask Law & Order's Adam Schiff. If you are aware of the television show, you know that Adam is the wise, old District Attorney that wrestles with his conscience and the city's well being. Now you can use this wisdom to solve your everyday problems. Simply stare at the picture of Adam for a few seconds, and ask it a question as if you were an Assistant DA in New York City. I think the answers will astound you!