Just North of I-70, on the border between Utah and Colorado. Otherwise known as B.F.E.
General Life Lessons Telecom Stocks PROPENSITY TO
CHANGE: Beck Lyric:
Give the finger to the
rock and roll singer Billy Joel Lyric:
They say there's a Heaven for those who will wait, TO THE LADIES: The Back Porch, where many of the world's problems have been solved - too bad we don't remember the solutions.
If
you bought $1000 worth of Nortel Networks stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49. If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you
would have $79.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
As he's dancing upon your paycheck
The sales climb
high through the garbage pail sky
Like a giant dildo crushing the sun
(Pay
No Mind)
Some say it's better, but I say it ain't
I would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the sinners are much more fun
(Only The Good Die Young)
Don't model yourself after glamour magazines!
They are made by straight women and gay men.
If you really want to know what a man likes, watch the Spanish channel.
