Mission Statement from Evil Doughboy

Listen up you fools- since I am no longer receiving requests to solve your stupid problems, the Shinerman in his infinite wisdom has allowed me say a few words to clarify just what this site is all about. Pay attention and you just might learn something.




1. It's not about recklessness- but by all means, if you want to inflict death or pain on yourself, go ahead. Anything that makes traffic move faster.
2. It IS about overindulgence. If moderation is the true path to enlightenment, then one must overindulge every once in a while to average out the hours of boredom and mediocrity.
3. Don't bother me and I won't bother you, but buy me a drink and I'll be less likely to punch you in the face.
4. Never be too proud to take someone's money. Blow it on stupid shit if it makes you feel better.
5. Buy a house- then invite someone you don't like over, and throw them out of it. There's nothing quite like throwing someone out of a place you own.

That's all I can think of right now, but I will be adding more to this list, cause it's my damn list.

Hand Sandwich!

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

It WILL save your life!

Mouse Sandwich!

*Food provided by Ken and Dawn's Old Time Barbeque, Haslet, TX. All kidding aside, they make some good grub.